“Dear Mr Frisby, even though the job that has been offered to you was advertised for 8 months with no applicants coming forward, and even though the job eventually had three other people interviewed that turned out to be useless, and even though the job specifies the fact you need to have qualifications in business and Japanese and at least 5 years Web Design experience, and even though you have a degree in those two things and more web design experience than you can shake a stick at, and even though our immigration adverts state we try to make it as easy and helpful and quick and friendly as possible for people to emigrate here, and even though we say we want people just like you to come work and live here and contribute to our taxes…your application is unlikely to be approved at this time, unless you provide us with further information.”
“Oh P.S. Miss Clarke we don’t want you either coz your boyfriend is perfect but we don’t want him so why the hell should we want you?”
FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING HELL.
We have to respond in writing by 18th August. I don’t know what else we can sodding well DO.